At this moment I can neither offer fic nor fandom, pictures nor porn. (Had I any I would share, truly I would -- after you pried my cold sticky fingers off.) And if I had a Great Job to give you, I would, oh I would.
You are lovely and talented and you make slash yummy. You foster fandoms like some deranged mommy-dearest and you pimp (writers) better than a Hollywood madam. Would that there were more of you.